Oregon's court is terrible... Let's do it for all of the Big Ten

Yes, this is how I will spend my time and very little graphic design skills.

Oregon will make its debut in the Big 10 this coming fall and with that comes their awful court. Everyone knows what an eye sore it is. It is not pleasant to look at nor it is nice to watch matches on…

So what if every Big 10 team had an Oregon-ized court… well its a good thing I enjoy memes to go along with extremely basic graphic design skills… so lets get into it.

1. Nebraska

   Obviously Nebraska needs a corn theme, they are the cornhuskers after all. If I wanted to go to the extreme, the outer ends of the court would look “brilliant” in a deep corn stalk green.

2. Wisconsin

   There is no better theme for the cheese state than cheese, right? Who needs to aim for the campfire/donut where there is a hole from the cheese is there already for you.

3. Penn State

   I don’t think a nittany lion is even a real thing, so for Penn State we’re going to embrace their iconic white out. Who even needs Nebraska to fill rec hall when you can get all of the students already on the court?

4. Purdue

   Purdue Pete is terrifying. So what better way to instill fear into Purdue’s opponents than a Purdue Pete court. Checkmate Iowa’s pink locker room. But if we’re being honest, Purdue’s court with the giant “P” is already awful.

5. Minnesota

   I know this isn’t a gopher. I don’t care. IYKYK.

   

   6. Indiana

   I don’t know what a Hoosier is and it’s probably not even a real thing. So we’re going to embrace the Indy 500 for Indiana. It’s fitting for the speed of the top spin serves coach Steve Aird wants from his squad.

   

7. Illinois

   I can’t think of anything more appropriate for Illinois than to pay homage as the Land of Lincoln. Bonus points if you can nail your serve into the seam above his giant nose.

   

8. Michigan State

   We’re getting back to basic for the Spartans… Yes. We’re going full Sparta. Cower in fear!

   

9. Northwestern

   There is nothing more “Chicago” than deep dish pizza and we’re going full deep dish. Just don’t let your setters pull out the deep dish.

   

10. Ohio State

    I don’t think this needs an explanation.

    

11. Maryland

    I don’t know what Maryland’s state flag is symbolic for… but I can tell you it

    would be awful for a volleyball court, which makes it *perfect*.

    

12. Michigan

    Michigan will embrace the Great Lakes. Complete with a wolverine swimming, which may or may not be accurate.

    

    13. Rutgers

    Rutgers gets to embrace the US Passport, for all of the work their coaching staff has to do to get players that are willing to live in New Jersey.

    

14. Iowa

    There’s not a lot going on in Iowa… or with Iowa Volleyball for that matter… so this is just a reflection of the current times. Sorry.